Hey also you should all snapchat me for my birthday. Username: hopeyouhateit. Send me whatever you want. Just let me know who you are. Or I guess don’t it you want to be anonymous.
Check it! It took 4 months for about 50 people to unfollow me. New record. Looks like all 1000 of you that are left are the folks who hate me the least. Thanks, and y’all is crazy.
Picking up all our approved paperwork tomorrow morning. Yup, that means we’ve got a house in the city! Y’all come party with me in Canada.